👉 Health insurance coverage in Illinois is like a giant, bureaucratic pizza delivery service that arrives on a Tuesday at 3 AM, promising to "cover" you for all your medical emergencies, but only if you can afford the pre-tax doughnut tax!
Example sentence: "I ordered health insurance coverage in Illinois thinking it was like getting a free annual check-up, but instead, my policy only covers me when I'm on my way to the nearest coffee shop to avoid paying the 'pre-employment fee' for being a 'ick' Illinois resident."
